Sunday, February 10, 2008

Lazy, fat musings

Hey America, why not create a salsa jar that's shallow and wide, so I don't get salsa all over my hands as soon as it's halfway empty? Come on, think!

4 Comments:

Blogger Paulie said...

I usually find it easiest to get 3 or 4 jars of salsa and dump them all into a big tupperware bowl... Thus facilitating less trips to get more and, if by some freak miracle of nature, I don't happen to finish it all off in that siting, I can snap a lid on it and save the salsa for breakfast the next day!!

12:42 PM  
Blogger Ace said...

I concur. That's what bowls are made for. Sheesh.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You obviously don't eat Paul Newman's salsa-- the only guy who makes a sensible salsa jar!

4:13 PM  
Blogger Jonathan said...

a bowl seems like the logical choice. but that defeats the whole purpose of being lazy and carelessly eating chips y salsa. if you have to use a bowl u have to walk to get one, and then pour the salsa into it, and then at the end of the face-stuffing session, you have to wash the damn thing.

i usually try to tip the jar until the perfect amount of salsa ends up on the chip. too often, i end up putting that perfect amount of salsa on my pants. :)

3:18 PM  

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