A lot of people think that all Gallagher does is smash melons and other food. That is simply not true. I’m too tired to tell my whole Gallagher saga (but I promise I will…or have I told it already?), but he did have this one bit about how you know who’s in charge in a relationship. He said when you’re about to go to sleep and you realize that bathroom light’s on and you get up to turn it off, look back in the bed because that’s who’s in charge.
Why do I mention this bit of observational, non-melon-based comedy? Because I’ve noticed lately that whenever I see another car coming in the opposite direction down a residential street, I am ALWAYS the one who moves to the side so the other car can get by. I mean, literally always.
Which I guess, at least if you map it onto a classic Gallagher bit, means that everyone else is in charge. Which should be a relief, now that I think about it.