Ok, I apologize that this blog has essentially turned into a venue for me to talk about CNN.com and other news-related items, but they’re supplying me with so much material it would be a shame to ignore it.
First of all, yesterday I actually saw someone wearing a CNN.com headline t-shirt. I can’t remember exactly what it was, but it had something to do with the recent Bigfoot scandal.
Second, if CNN.com offered th feature where you could get one headline on the front of your shirt and another on the back, I would do so with these headlines which appear in this order on the site as of 10am PDT today:
Mom Trapped 5 Days Under Wrecked Truck
Help, I’m Turning Into My Mother
Also, clearly the second of these headlines was created in a desperate attempt to sell more of their shirts. Look for future headlines like “What Part of No Don’t You Understand” and “Take Me Drunk, I’m Home!”.