Overheard in the Uncle Julio’s Ladies Room

(A mother brings her roughly 2-year-old boy into the ladies room. They go into the handicapped stall.)

Mom: Ok, let’s use the potty.

Boy: What’s the potty’s name?

Mom: The potty doesn’t have a name.

Boy: Why?

Mom: Because not everything has a name.

Boy: But it has eyes*.

Mom: What would you like to name the potty?

Boy: Clint.

*Upon thorough investigation, I believe the “eyes” to be the double-roll toilet paper dispenser mounted on the wall.

  • each of the two

    your toilet isnt named?

    frankly its a little impersonal.