(A mother brings her roughly 2-year-old boy into the ladies room. They go into the handicapped stall.)
Mom: Ok, let’s use the potty.
Boy: What’s the potty’s name?
Mom: The potty doesn’t have a name.
Mom: Because not everything has a name.
Boy: But it has eyes*.
Mom: What would you like to name the potty?
*Upon thorough investigation, I believe the “eyes” to be the double-roll toilet paper dispenser mounted on the wall.